That ’70s Show, the retro-hip comedy sitcom, centers around the lives of a group of teenagers living in the fictional town of Point Place, Wisconsin during the 1970s. As they yearn for independence, they embark on a journey of self-discovery while transitioning into adults, amid the obstacles of life.
The series primarily revolves around the nerdy Star Wars-obsessed teenager, Eric Forman who lives with his conservative Navy combat veteran father, Red, cheerful doting mother, Kitty, and his manipulative college drop-out sister, Laurie.
Eric’s stoner friends consist of his feminist girlfriend, Donna Pinciotti, his cynical sarcastic best friend, Steven Hyde, Fez a foreign exchange student whose hormones are out of control, Jackie Burkhart the self-centered spoiled rich girl who is dating one of thefunniest charactersin the series, the dim-witted pretty boy, Michael Kelso, portrayed by Ashton Kutcher.
Michael Kelso is the oldest member of the gang who failed the first grade because he refused to write in cursive and accidentally murdered the class bunny. Kelso is the stereotypical ladies' man who coasts through life on his good looks however, he can be quite sensitive and loves to cuddle with dogs. Always up for a good “burn,” a painful humiliation to someone, Kelso often yells “Burn!” anytime anyone says a burn. Here are the funniest moments fromThat ’70s Show, Kelso.
10Kelso Sees Jackie without Makeup
After a night of skinny-dipping with the gang, Jackie comes down with an illness. While sick at home, Kelso goes to visit Jackie to cheer her up and bring her a stuffed animal bear. Jackie, covering her face with a pillow, is embarrassed by what she looks like while sick and doesn’t want Michael to see her.
Kelso sweetly convinces Jackie to lower the pillow and discovers Jackie without makeup. Michael’s reaction is hilarious however it is over-the-top exaggerated and shows just how superficial and vain Michael Kelso can be.
9Kelso’s Hand Hets Stuck
Jackie asks the Formans to help her clean outher family’s ski cabinafter the bank forecloses on it. Not wanting Hyde to know, Jackie tells him that she is going to a doll expo. Hyde, Kelso, and Fez take the opportunity to go to Jackie’s dad’s cabin for a guy’s weekend where they have a “stash” hidden, not knowing that Jackie and the Formans are on their way there.
Kelso ends up with his hand stuck inside the vase, which contains their “stash.” Red tells Kelso that he is going to get the hammer and Kelso panics telling Hyde and Fez that he could get his hand out if he wasn’t holding the bag. Hyde and Fez yell for him to drop the bag, and Kelso drops the entire vase on the ground, leaving their “stash” lying on the ground as Red and Kitty walk in.
8"Kelso, get your hand off my a**."
Donna sneaks into Eric’s room and runs to hide in Laurie’s room where she is making out with Kelso. When Red knocks on the door, Kelso and Donna hide under the bed.
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After Red and Kitty leave, Donna exclaims “Kelso, get your hand off my a**” and Kelso tells Donna that it was an accident. A few moments later, Donna yells “It’s still there!” and Kelso hilariously proclaims “It’s still an accident!” Donna continues to point out that Kelso’s hand is still there. Clearly, it was no accident.
7Kelso Glues Himself to the Formans' Fridge
Donna and Eric conspire to ruin Kelso’s romance with Hyde’s sister, Angie. Kitty and Red tell Angie different stories about Kelso, with the help of Eric and Hyde, in an attemptto break up Angie and Kelso. Angie hears stories about Kelso gluing himself to things and asks Kitty why he glues himself to things. Kitty answers, “Because he’s a big dumb dumb.”
Red goes to his kitchen the following morning at 6:00 a.m. and finds Kelso glued to the fridge. Red asks Kelso if someone glued him to the refrigerator and Kelso tells him no, to which Red asks “Did you glue yourself to the fridge?” Kelso being goofy and dim-witted tells Red “yes.”
6"Well damn, Jackie. I can’t control the weather!"
In an attempt to win Jackie back, Kelso invites Jackie, Eric, Donna, and Fez to his uncle’s cabin which turns out to be an ice shack. Jackie is upset about being cold and uncomfortable, and it doesn’t help that Kelso is being inconsiderate.
Donna says how it is kind of cold and Eric gives her his jacket. Eric and Donna brag about how they are the perfect couple. Jackie turns to Kelso and tells him that she is cold too. Kelso exclaims, “Well damn Jackie. I can’t control the weather!”
5Kelso Gets a Makeover
Kelso and Jackie have an on-again-off-again relationship throughout the series. When they are broken up, Kelso decides he is going to be the best friend he can to Jackie, hoping to win her back. Donna, Eric, Hyde, and Fez go to a dance club in Chicago, however, Kelso agrees to stay at home with Jackie to “study” while her parents are out for the evening.
Jackie convinces Kelso that there is no shame for a guyto wear makeupbecause David Bowie wears it too and Kelso lets Jackie give him a makeover. Still not satisfied with Kelso’s makeover, Jackie convinces Kelso to wear a dress to complete the look. The scene continues with Jackie and Kelso dancing around in her room and Kelso telling Jackie “Hell, I look better than you.”
4"Eric, you are a god!"
Donna becomes suspicious of Eric after finding a pair of panties in his car that are not hers. Eric is happy to be with Donna, however, Eric is enjoying the attention from his lab partner Shelly (Marnette Patterson).
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While the two study at The Hub, Donna, assisted by Kelso and Fez, shows up in a rage, confronting Eric. Midge runs into the hub frantically, telling Donna the panties belong to her. Astonished, Kelso and Fez begin to “worship” Eric, and Kelso proclaims “Eric, you are a god!” However, their praise quickly ends once they learn that Midge slept with Bob in Eric’s car.
3Hyde Shoots Kelso with a BB Gun
While fighting over Jackie, Kelso accidentally shoots Hyde with a BB gun. Deciding to teach Kelso a lesson, Hyde leads Kelso to believe that Kelso has actually shot him in the eye. Kelso becomes extremely guilty and tells Hyde he might have shot him on purpose however is almost positive that he will never shoot Hyde again.
Kelso tells Hyde the only way to make it fair is if Hyde shoots him and tells Hyde that he always wanted a corrupt punishment. When Hyde goes to shoot Kelso with the BB gun, Hyde reveals to Kelso that his eye is fine, to which Kelso yells “You lied!” and Hyde shoots Kelso in the butt.
2Kelso and Fez Go to the Piggly Wiggly
Kelso and Fez go to the Piggly Wiggly grocery store to meet attractive, older women after Donna’s mother, Midge leaves Bob. Fez attempts to pick up a woman at the store, however, Kelso leans over and pinches a lady’s buttocks. As the woman turns around, Kelso and Fez are flabbergasted to learn it is Kitty Forman.
Afterward, Kitty asks Kelso how he could bring Fez to the Piggly Wiggly telling Kelso that there are a lot of footloose women in there. Kitty asks Kelso if he knows Joyce Ferguson, to which Kelso responds with “Who? No. That’s a lie!” Concerned by Kelso’s answer, Kitty asks Kelso “What?” to which Michael Kelso nervously repeats “What?” Kitty ends up thanking them for the compliment, which made her day.
1"I never touched her!"
Kelso desperately wants Brooke to admit that they had sex at a Molly Hatchett concert in the men’s bathroom. However, when Kelso approaches Brooke, she denies knowing him at all and the rest of the gang thinks that Kelso is lying about sleeping with Brooke.
Later, Brooke goes to Eric’s basement, looking for Kelso. Brooke tells Kelso that she needs to talk to him about their night at the Molly Hatchett concert. Kelso, ecstatic that Brooke finally admitted they had sex, goes around to all of his friends yelling Burn! Brooke thendrops a bombshell, telling Kelso that she is pregnant. Kelso exclaims, “I never touched her!”
